Ah, lovely lovely Easter. Another holiday that's totally materialized. Out of boredom, I decided to mix a little of the materialistic Easter with the Jesus Easter. I also took a couple biblical things out or porportion. First off, It said Jesus had his followers "borrow" a donkey and find a place to crash. This is semi-true. Jesus ordered his apostles to find a donkey that had never been rode on before for him to ride into, I belive it was Nazareth, on Palm Sunday. They were also to find a place for them and him to rest and hold their passover feast. Next, it talks about things going wrong after Jesus receiving a mankiss. Well, as the story goes, Judas told some people where Jeus was, as some believed him to falsely proclaim that he was God's son. Judas brought the men with him, and when they met Jesus and Co., Judas gave Jesus a kiss on the cheek as a symbol to the others that THAT was Jesus. Here's where I take things really far off. I don't know if the people back then were homophobes. And they definately did not crucify Jesus for them thinking he was gay. He was not; they thought not. Jesus was crucified due to mob psychology and a few people who really were out to get him, but that's another story for another day. The last couple points. The Bible sais that to check to see if Jesus was dead, a soldier pierced his side. However, not only did blood flow out, but water with the blood. I substituted water with chocolate. And the people did not hire necromancers to bring Jesus back from the dead. They did realize their error for killing Jesus though.

Well, there ya' go. If you read this, you may just be a little bit more knowledged up. Well, at least in the word of the bible, even if you don't care. All-in-all, happy Easter.