Twelve and a half seconds later...well...I'm not sure where it was between ten and fifteen, so I went right in between. Anyway, it finally hit Yosh. He did not wake up because of his alarm clock. His super awesome alarm clock that goes, "WAKE UP BEFORE THE NAZIS TAKE OVER THE U.S. BEFORE THE FAR SUPERIOR COMMIES DO IT FIRST!" Yeah, it's a great way to start your day.

Anywho, like I said, the alarm had not gone off. "Oh...crap," Yosh thought to himself. He thought this for two reasons. First off, he had no reason to talk, because no one else is around, and talking to yourself is kind of weird. Although it is healthy...at least that's what I've heard. Secondly, Yosh realized today he was suppose to give a big presentation down at the office.

Yosh grabbed for the phone. He was going to call down to the office to explain what had happened, when he himself got a phone call. "Hello?" Yosh said into the phone.

"Hey Yosh! You're FIRED," replied the voice on the other line.

"But wait!..." Yosh tried to say before the man cut him off, but it was too late. The man cut him off. "Well, this sucks," Yosh said to himself in his mind. (I would have used "Yosh thought," again, but my English teacher told me that I should always try to use different things than always, "Blah said," and, "Blah said again."