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Continuing on, Mr. Unemployed went to open his drapes. He can't stay in the dark forever. With a yoink on the pull thing, Yosh opened the drapes in his living room. BAM! The sun's blinding rays hit Yosh like a two ton garbage truck. "SWEET ZEUS THE GOOSE!" Yosh screamed, "IT BURNS!"
After a few minutes, Yosh eyes got use to the light, so Yosh decided to.......try to commit suicide. His day had started off bad, and he wanted it no worse. And well, your day can't be worse if you're dead. Well, that is, unless your body is being eaten by rats or you get taxidermied and hung in a museum. That would be a worse-than-dead day. "Well, I know a cool way to go out," Yosh thought, "I'll jump out the window." And that's what he did. As an added effect, Yosh was going to break the glass as he jumped out the window. So with a jump, he lunged toward the window, and with a *THUNK* he hit it, but it did not break. "DARN PLASTIC GLASS!" Yosh yelled. |